(Be sure to check out my earlier work, like Alicia Keys makes Sidechick Music, Anthony Hamilton makes Manumission Music, and much more)
(Download Rafter Music. I’m almost out)
(Oh, and search #BigSeanIsLike on twitter. You’re welcome)
Look at him
This is the rapper uber-talented Kanye West put his hard earned money and respect behind.
This is the rapper who said that “you’re like a tree, I’m your avatar”
This is the rapper who said “saw me on the web like I had an extra six legs”
This is the rapper who said “I rise more than juries, this is my story”
This is the rapper who said “then do it like Beyonce, and put it on Sean”
This is the rapper who said “You bordo like Enrique, I’m toupee, I’m threepay”
And there are niggas who actually defend that shit
Big Sean, Big Yawn, Extra-Medium Sean, or whatever the fuck you want to call him just disturbs my spirit.
Nothing is worse in my book than a music artist who’s talent doesn’t match or exceed his ego. And Sean is the epitome of that fallacy. Big Sean makes Overdraft Fees music.
What in the fuck does that mean Lee?
Taking into account that he’s on Kanye’s “Good Music only from me tho” label, he’s EVERYWHERE, and such a cornball its hard to believe he’s from Detroit, Big Sean’s lyrical ability, ego, and bravado does not remotely match his production budget. He raps like he’s overcompensating for something.
I get it. Its hip-hop. The only genre where 98% of the rappers embellish about what they have nowadays. But Big Sean raps like he’s always in the red. (hit me up and I’ll explain that if you don’t know what that means)
You can’t be rapping like you aren’t floating a check by writing it on Saturday and hoping it hits Tuesday and shit.
You can’t be rapping like you run your debit card as a credit card hoping you can pay for gas for your new Benz
You can’t be rapping like you have auto-bill pay, but you call to cancel it the day before just to make sure you have the funds in your account.
Big Sean’s false sense of confidence can’t afford to pay for his marginal ass talent. That’s the nicest way I can put that.
Its one thing to be like Kanye and have a massive ego, but at least Kanye to this point has dropped nothing but stellar music. What has Big Sean done?
WHOA DERE WHOA DERE WHOA DERE ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
Everytime I hear him rhyme, I picture him trying to pay for a chain only to have his card decline. Trust me, I’ve been there before (hell, last week), but I’m not going around trying to prove to others that “I’m 100 proof and you’re a margarita” and shit. Nope
I’m sure Big Sean in real life is probably a cool dude. I won’t lie. I would send him a track if he paid me 25K……….make that 50K.
But Big Sean isn’t being himself. A co-sign from a major artist can mask a lot of shit man. If you have the fortunate to be on Kanye’s label, have Pharrell, John Legend, Lupe, No ID, and The Dream on your first album, show some humility once in a while and stop trying to fuck my wife.
Big Sean, be yourself bro. I’m nothing but hater who wants you to do better.
So I’ma go ahead and pop this Cardonnay and play some Marvin Gaye.
*goes to pay………card declines……………..*
*plays My Last…………cries*
Let Lee Cook