Happy Valentines Day!! You look less scorned that last year. But never mind that. 

For real tho. Happy Valentines Day. Let’s take on this joyous occasion by celebrating the positive music you’ve created for loving couples. 

Like that “Bust Your Wind……” never mind. Hussy, if you touch my car, I’m putting an entire pack of chewed Bubble gum in your hair. 

What about that “10 seconds” joint? Wait, never mind. 

“U Get On My Nerves?” Meh. “Leavin?” well, um….nah

“Don’t Make Me Wait?”, good grief. You are harder to please than the GOP. 

What about “Lions and Tigers and Bears?” wait, you’re scared of loving me? You need anger management or a Wesley Pipes session to appreciate a man. 

Ah, here we go. “Need You Bad”….this is a great and uplifting type of song….well, after listening to the lyrics……..this is a bit stalkerish. 

Ah here we go!!! “Redemption”. FINALLY. Wait, you talk about being abused, killing someone, and taking someone’s husband over crack? 

*shakes head* 

You know what the worst thing about your music? Your voice is so soulful and sultry. Its made of Polyneisan sauce from Chick-Fil-A. 

You are in the Will.I.Aint category of musical artists. You use your powers for evil. You are like Jean Grae in X-Men 3 when she starts destroying the world until Wolverine slays her. 

Call me Logan then bissh. 

I really want to help you tho. What is wrong with you Jasmine? How are you 22 and already scorned for life? You were born in 1987. You grew up in the golden Nickoledoen era. Where did it go wrong?  

You complain that you are going in circles. Circles. But if you put the baseball bat down, and listen to your man for once, you would get it through your 10 size New Era fitted head that your path to loneliness is an imminent one. 

I shouldn’t be writing this. I know of all people, you can’t counteract logic with emotion. Your music is so heartbreaking and scorned, its like that oncoming train-wreck from Pelham 123 or whatever the fuck that movie is. 

You have maybe 2 songs in your entire discography that celebrate love and happiness. Out of 20 songs. Jasmine, that’s 10% rate. Unacceptable. Do better hussy. 

Jasmine, I really want you to enjoy this day. Though it may be manufactured to a degree, you need a day to just sit back, relax, and rediscover what it feels like to be loved. 

Bottom line, I’m sick of the whole bitter angry woman narrative. And your album is a gateway to that archetype. Make some positive emotional music. 

At the end of the day, you can either be right, or happy. 

Choose wisely

Bitter ass hussy

Out

Lee